i thought i had only missed the season finale of elementary season 2
as it turns out i missed like four episodes
guess i’ll need to catch up before the new season starts
I currently have
- a 12-month xBox live Gold subscription that I’m pretty sure is still good
- a 10 dollar Build-A-Bear gift card
- a 20 dollar Bed Bath & Beyond gift card
- a 10 dollar Starbucks gift card
These are all places/things I rarely (read: never) go to. What am I supposed to do with these?
imagine Bucky goes to have a blood test one time and the nurse can’t find a vein
and they’re like ‘are you sure it’s this arm you usually have blood taken from?? maybe i should try the other one’
and he just looks at them like
Anonymous said: imagine bucky's first 'conservation' with jarvis.
“Is there anything I can help you with, Sergeant Barnes?”
Bucky’s gut reaction to the sudden voice in his ear out of nowhere is to jump about three feet in the air and punch the source of the sound, which in this case is a very discreet speaker on the wall that he completely misses. He leaves a dent in the wall.
"I apologize for startling you, Sergeant Barnes. I’ve only recently had my permissions reallocated to allow me to monitor your quarters and I wanted to inquire as to whether or not there was anything you needed. Making the Tower’s residents comfortable is one of my primary functions."
He’s still not sure where the voice is coming from, but at least it seems properly contrite, even if it’s referring to him as Sergeant Barnes, and that’s not something Bucky’s gone by in decades - and probably not something he wants to go by ever again.
"Bucky," he says instead of answering the question-statement.
"None of this ‘Sergeant Barnes’ crap. Just call me Bucky. Everyone else does."
"If you prefer, Sir."
"Seriously, just Bucky. What are you?”
"My name is JARVIS. I am an artificial intelligence designed by Mr. Stark to facilitate automatic processes in his buildings, run his suit, and generally make his life easier."
"So you’re…some kind of computer that Tony made?"
"Practically speaking, yes."
"And kind of a butler."
"…You would not be incorrect to draw that parallel."
"On the nose, Sir."
"Please don’t call me ‘Sir.’"
"My conversational algorithms are not designed for familiarity, Sir."
"That being said, is there any way I may be of service to you?"
(Tony is furious about the dent when he finds out - not because it’s a dent in a wall, he can fix that, but because he’s weirdly protective of his technology in general and JARVIS in particular. Bucky, for the most part, takes full advantage of the fact that he can change the temperature in a room or order takeout from anywhere in New York at any hour of the night simply by yelling at the ceiling.)
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